Titanique
next weekend in London

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From £25
Titanique
12+

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All aboard the Titanique!

🕗 1 hour 55 mins🎭 Criterion Theatre

⭐4.5/5 based on 78 reviews

Background for review by Declan Maguire

Declan Maguire ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Everything you expect it to be and more. Idk why because it should just be assumed but I was really blown away by the cast's singing. The entire cast was so strong and the improv moments were fab. I'd say I wish it were longer but everyone must be exhausted after the performance idk how it could be."
12/02/2025
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Ab ⭐⭐⭐

"Overall this show is very good, with exceptionally talented performers and musicians. There are some very humorous elements in this show, but there are also jokes and content that are niche and not reaching all audience participants. Not having an interval is unfortunate too. Small seats can get very uncomfortable without a break, and an interval adds to the overall experience. A great show for fans in particular."
11/02/2025
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"I think this is the best musical I have EVER seen."
10/02/2025
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Vanessa ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Absolutely fantastic. Great cast, wonderful voices. The whole audience laughed all the way through, a completely wonderful show if you don't mind the saucy bits!"
10/02/2025
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"Saw the show on sunday 9th at 3pm it was amazing and everybody in the show was fabulous and of course the singer was so good i would recommend it and i will go to see it again"
10/02/2025
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"This show was incredible, soo funny and camp! The cast were all incredible even the understudy we had for Seaman/The Iceberg was incredible! Would definitely recommend going to see it if you get opportunity."
10/02/2025
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"Without a shadow of a doubt, the funniest thing I have ever seen on stage, the cast are brilliant, the venue fabulous, would go see this again in a heartbeat"
10/02/2025
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"A very entertaining show."
10/02/2025
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Catherine Anderson ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Absolutely loved it! What a fabulous way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Would definitely recommend."
10/02/2025
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Mrs C A Kelk ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"The most brilliant and entertaining show. Great singing, we laughed from beginning to end. Definitely worth it!"
10/02/2025
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DT ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"What an amazing show, it was very funny and ALL the cast were fabulous. This is a must if you are in London. Loved that there was no interval as only 1 hour 40 minute show."
10/02/2025
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Fanney Bergrós Pétursdóttir ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"We went in unknowingly what to expect and were so amazingly pleasantly surprized. Hilariously funny and entertaining. The cast was outstanding, full of energy the whole way trough and they clearly enjoyed each others company in the performance and exceptional singers in every part. Love love loved it!!!"
10/02/2025
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Margaret hughes ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Really enjoyed the show"
09/02/2025
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Sue Carswell ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"What an amazing performance - all the hype about being affronted before was just pointless. It was so professional, incredible energy and worth every penny. Keep on sailing!!"
09/02/2025
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David Hobday ⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Well worth a visit just need to be aware of the innuendos through out and be broad minded."
09/02/2025
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Anne Cherrington ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Bonkers, kooky, crazy. Titanique c'est fantastique."
09/02/2025
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Liz ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Laughed so hard my stomach hurt! The fun and talent was one of the most amazing experiences a group of millennial’s friends had! Oh yes - our heart will go on! We give it five eggplants!??"
09/02/2025
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Cheryl Ord ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Hilarious, excellent singing and acting and all round brilliant show. A must see!"
08/02/2025
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inigo del pino ⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Very good singers and entertaining plot"
08/02/2025
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Frances Turner ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Laugh out loud hilarious! 'Celine' was fantastic as were all the cast. Best night out for a long time. Go see it!"
06/02/2025

Things to Know Before You Go

Updated: Wed 4 Mar, 00:00 London time

Is there a Saturday matinee for Titanique next weekend?

Yes — Sat 14 Mar 15:00 (tickets available).

What time does the Titanique Sunday show start next weekend?

Sun 15 Mar 14:30

What's the cheapest Titanique performance next weekend?

From £25 (Sun).

Is Titanique suitable for children?

Titanique is aimed squarely at adults and older teenagers. The official guidance recommends it for around ages 14 and over, and children under 12 are not admitted. The show contains strong language, sexual references and adult humour that are not appropriate for younger audiences.

Do I need to know the Titanic film to enjoy Titanique?

Knowing the film certainly adds an extra layer of fun, as many of the jokes and references play off iconic moments from James Cameron’s movie. However, the show is self-contained enough that you can still enjoy the music, performances and comedy even if you have never seen the film.

How long does Titanique run?

The running time is approximately 1 hour 55 minutes, including an interval. It is a compact, fast-paced evening that fits comfortably around dinner or post-show drinks.

What style of humour does Titanique use?

Titanique leans into camp, tongue-in-cheek humour with plenty of wordplay, visual gags and 90s pop culture references. The tone is affectionate rather than cruel, but the jokes are decidedly grown-up, with some strong language and sexual innuendo.

Is Titanique a jukebox musical?

In many ways, yes. The score is built around songs made famous by Céline Dion and other pop hits from the era, reworked to support the story. The result feels part parody, part tribute and part full-throttle concert.

About this show

Step back aboard the Ship of Dreams for a night of pure camp chaos as Titanique retells the story of Jack and Rose through the power of Céline Dion. In this intimate, tongue-in-cheek musical, a larger-than-life Céline hijacks a Titanic museum tour and spins Titanic’s iconic moments into 90s nostalgia. Expect powerhouse vocals, glittering costumes and a sharp, very modern sense of humour that gently sends up the original film while still embracing the romance at its core. If you know the movie, the songs or simply enjoy smart, silly comedy, Titanique is an irreverent West End night out for grown-ups.

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