Titanique

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12+

Available Performances

Fri 5 Dec

19:30
Sat 6 Dec

15:00, 19:30
Sun 7 Dec

15:00, 19:00

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🕗 1 hour 55 mins🎭 Criterion Theatre

⭐4.5/5 based on 78 reviews

Declan Maguire ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Everything you expect it to be and more. Idk why because it should just be assumed but I was really blown away by the cast's singing. The entire cast was so strong and the improv moments were fab. I'd say I wish it were longer but everyone must be exhausted after the performance idk how it could be."

12/02/2025

Ab ⭐⭐⭐

"Overall this show is very good, with exceptionally talented performers and musicians. There are some very humorous elements in this show, but there are also jokes and content that are niche and not reaching all audience participants. Not having an interval is unfortunate too. Small seats can get very uncomfortable without a break, and an interval adds to the overall experience. A great show for fans in particular."

11/02/2025

Giovanni ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"I think this is the best musical I have EVER seen."

10/02/2025

Vanessa ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Absolutely fantastic. Great cast, wonderful voices. The whole audience laughed all the way through, a completely wonderful show if you don't mind the saucy bits!"

10/02/2025

Christine zaier ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Saw the show on sunday 9th at 3pm it was amazing and everybody in the show was fabulous and of course the singer was so good i would recommend it and i will go to see it again"

10/02/2025

Amelia Haycox ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"This show was incredible, soo funny and camp! The cast were all incredible even the understudy we had for Seaman/The Iceberg was incredible! Would definitely recommend going to see it if you get opportunity."

10/02/2025

kirsty stanbridge ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Without a shadow of a doubt, the funniest thing I have ever seen on stage, the cast are brilliant, the venue fabulous, would go see this again in a heartbeat"

10/02/2025

John Mack ⭐⭐⭐⭐

"A very entertaining show."

10/02/2025

Catherine Anderson ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Absolutely loved it! What a fabulous way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Would definitely recommend."

10/02/2025

Mrs C A Kelk ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"The most brilliant and entertaining show. Great singing, we laughed from beginning to end. Definitely worth it!"

10/02/2025

DT ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"What an amazing show, it was very funny and ALL the cast were fabulous. This is a must if you are in London. Loved that there was no interval as only 1 hour 40 minute show."

10/02/2025

Fanney Bergrós Pétursdóttir ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"We went in unknowingly what to expect and were so amazingly pleasantly surprized. Hilariously funny and entertaining. The cast was outstanding, full of energy the whole way trough and they clearly enjoyed each others company in the performance and exceptional singers in every part. Love love loved it!!!"

10/02/2025

Margaret hughes ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Really enjoyed the show"

09/02/2025

Sue Carswell ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"What an amazing performance - all the hype about being affronted before was just pointless. It was so professional, incredible energy and worth every penny. Keep on sailing!!"

09/02/2025

David Hobday ⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Well worth a visit just need to be aware of the innuendos through out and be broad minded."

09/02/2025

Anne Cherrington ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Bonkers, kooky, crazy. Titanique c'est fantastique."

09/02/2025

Liz ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Laughed so hard my stomach hurt! The fun and talent was one of the most amazing experiences a group of millennial’s friends had! Oh yes - our heart will go on! We give it five eggplants!??"

09/02/2025

Cheryl Ord ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Hilarious, excellent singing and acting and all round brilliant show. A must see!"

08/02/2025

inigo del pino ⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Very good singers and entertaining plot"

08/02/2025

Frances Turner ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Laugh out loud hilarious! 'Celine' was fantastic as were all the cast. Best night out for a long time. Go see it!"

06/02/2025

Want to find out what really happened to Jack and Rose on that fateful night? Our story begins when Céline Dion hijacks a Titanic Museum tour and enchants the audience with her totally wild take, recharting the course of Titanic’s beloved moments and characters with her iconic song catalog. Featuring powerhouse voices and show-stopping numbers (plus, contemporary pop culture and punchy odes to the 90s film), TITANIQUE is a one-of-a-kind musical voyage bursting with nostalgia and heart. See you aboard the Ship of Dreams, girlfriends!